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Mama, Mama, Mama

1/31/2021

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​For those of you following along as I seemingly sharpen my abilities to summon my mother from beyond the grave, have I got a doozy for you!

Last night, I was meditating in the bathtub. Pretty sure any story I ever tell from this point forward will start with me meditating in a bathtub. Meditubbing? Workshopping a new word for it since I basically hang out in a soup of myself chatting with the Universe 24/7. You survive the pandemic your way, I’ll survive mine, okurrr? Side note - If anyone knows where I can find a waterproof laptop to go with my CBD bath bombs, let me know.

Like I said, tub time. I had just finished thanking my body H2T (<-- that’s head-to-toe for anyone unfamiliar with the classic, albeit kinda problematic, television program America’s Next Top Model). Normally after this gratitude practice, I move straight away into visualizing a space (aka the seaside house of my dreams, complete with kitchen counters, a music room, a giant gather-round-y’all community table, a backyard for my kid, a back apartment for my dad, and a fancy ensuite restroom with a stone-tiled shower and a beautiful - you guessed it- mothaeffin bathtubbbbb!) where I will be able to cultivate my values (safety, serenity, creativity, community, compassion, family) under one roof. You know, Oprah stuff.

But last night, instead of visualizing, something compelled me to take a little meditative detour. That something was grief. Obviously.

Mom’s deathiversary is approaching, and if you’ve been following along with these emo posts of mine, you know that my bones start aching and my hips start screaming and my eyes start weeping and my heart starts longing every time the earth and the sun reach this particular part of its cosmic 12 bar blues progression. I could be naked and watchless and mapless in the middle of some jungle with Bear Grylls and the only thing I could ever tell him with absolute certainty is when February was coming.

I closed my eyes and let the tears come. Mama, mama, mama, I murmured soft and low. I love you. I miss you. Protect me. Come see me. I called to other lost loved ones as well, sometimes out loud, sometimes in my mind. Grandma Ollie. Grandpa Bethel. Poppa Bill. Jeffrey Joe. And now Uncle Kenny. But mostly mama, mama, mama. Mama, mama, mama.

Even though I have never done this during any meditation, I lifted my left hand out of the water, and with my thumb and index finger, gently grasped the charm of my necklace. Which used to be my mother’s necklace. One that I haven’t taken off for years. A triangle little thing from Bloomingdale's that I couldn’t afford, but bought for her anyway. I liked how there were three sides: one for her, one for me, one for my sister. And since all of our words continued to fail us back then, I thought maybe that shiny little triad could communicate these things for me: “I love you. I’m tired. Don’t leave me.”

Suddenly, my two fingers started pinching the triangle with full force. They gripped to the point of ouch, ouch, ouch as the little triangle corners dug into my skin. Kinda spooked, I focused my thoughts on making it stop, and it stopped. I let go of the necklace and examined the triangle imprint it had left on my fingers. What the hell just happened? I thought back to a Reiki session many years ago with my friend Leah where I experienced something similar - a super strong, involuntary grip of a heart-shaped rose quartz crystal.

Is my mom actually listening to me? Is she HERE? In the TUB?

I grabbed the necklace again and almost immediately, my two fingers re-gripped the triangle charm with a level of strength that surprised me. I’m the girl that can’t open pickle jars or play bar chords for more than an hour before needing a break. I wear a wrist-brace to the grocery store sometimes! This was coming from somewhere else.

And then, without releasing the grip of the necklace, my whole arm started moving back and forth, slowly and gently at first. Eyes still closed, almost locked shut, I started talking to my mom. I wish I could tell you exactly what I said, but it was just a big energetic blur of crying and whispers and arm-shaking, topped with what was probably the most awestruck widespread grin I've ever grinned, stretching itself across my face like a fitted sheet on a California King. I wish there was video footage of it for you to laugh at. It was like I blurted out everything I would say to her if some genie had granted me a wish to see her for two minutes. How does one fit 34 years together and 4 years apart into 2 minutes? All the words I said were somehow stacked on top of each other like burger toppings. No, melted into each other like pizza toppings. (I haven’t eaten today and it’s seeping into my writing at this point).

Mostly, I just kept repeating: I love you. I’m sorry. I love you. I’m sorry. Over and over and over and over, my arm shaking all the while. And I don’t know how, but I mustered up the nerve to ask a question, too.

Do you love me, mom?

And that’s when shit got wild. As soon as the question mark dove Banzai-style off my tongue and into the rising steam, my arm was not my arm anymore. It was my mom’s love, and she was basically beating me with it. My hand (still hanging onto the necklace) pounded against my chest and retracted with such force that I’m kinda surprised the necklace didn’t rip right off my body and land in the neighbor’s driveway.

Warmth and happiness came over me. I could feel the energy start to dissipate and my hand finally chilled out. And even though the Lindsay I know would’ve definitely said: “I love you. I’m tired. Don’t leave me,” what actually came out of my mouth in these final meditative moments was: “Thank you, mama. It’s ok, you can go.” The charm slipped out of my fingers, but my index lingered on my thumb, gently rubbing it back and forth like a tiny bow on a tiny violin. There, there. The smallest gesture. The biggest relief.

And just like that, it was over. I called my sister and we cried. I got out of the tub and put on mom’s oversized knitted poncho. The one I wore for, I dunno, fifteen thousand days straight with no shower breaks after she died. I sprayed her perfume in the air. I sat on the couch and waited for Audrie to come home from work and I told her all about it. And I’m telling you about it now, trying very hard not to talk myself out of the awesome possibility and comforting potential that could finally replace wearing my mother like a mortal watch with telling her like divine time.
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before the alarm

1/28/2021

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Ya ever have one of those mornings where you wake up before the alarm? Not like a few minutes early, where the distance between you and the end of the slumber car wash line is too small to enjoy. I’m talking, like a good 40-45 minutes early - a solid stick of melty, buttery shut-eye that can be enjoyed as a full half-cup, or sliced into several glorious little 5-10 minute pats. Either way, the warm empty promise of internal choice temporarily overwhelms the cold fulfilled threat of external obligation, and it feels like momentary freedom. It makes me wonder what liberation without boundaries feels like. Or does that limitlessness even exist? Is that what death is?

Last night and into the early morning I was reading On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous by Ocean Vuong. Ferociously reading, I might add, as the act of reading this book is like running in three different races: One, to beat the library return deadline. Two, to beat my songwriter’s book club deadline. Three, it’s so brilliantly and poetically written, I can’t help but take a long walk around each sentence before sprinting over to the next one.

There is a section where Vuong describes the process of how veal is made. Baby calves in tiny cages, taken from their mothers, fattened and led almost immediately to slaughter:

“All freedom is relative - you know too well - and sometimes it’s no freedom at all, but simply the cage widening far away from you, the bars abstracted with distance but still there, as when they 'free' wild animals into nature preserves only to contain them yet again by larger borders. But I took it anyway, that widening. Because sometimes not seeing the bars is enough.”

I tuck this away as a tool for explaining privilege to all the free range folks I know. Myself included. Just because you don’t know what someone else’s cage looks like or feels like doesn’t make it any less brutal and violent for them. Doesn’t mean you aren’t in your own damn cage. Doesn’t mean you aren’t a willful or willfully ignorant participant of things being caged.

I should back up a bit.

Before bedtime, I took a bath. Mom died on February 7, 2017, but this year grief woke me up before the alarm, so to speak, first with aching hips around January 20, then with a thumping heart and racing thoughts around January 23, and last night with that bone-deep longing and throat-burning sadness. This shit is stored in my cells, yet it still somehow catches me off guard. Like that scene in Elf where Buddy tests the toys, only I am Buddy. Only the toys are little Jackie-Whites-in-the-box. Only it is not funny.

After a brief, soothing but unsatiating stint of overeating and undermoving, I crossed a foggy Xanax bridge into the land of less harmful coping skills, like crying, cbd, grief oil, music, meditation, and baths. Ever the multi-tasker, last night’s bath was a hot, candlelit, salty, milky, honey mix of all those things.

As the steam rose, tears fell. I called to my mom, that same guttural, audible cry that my ears still question even though I’ve heard it several times before, the first time from my mother’s mouth when her mother died, then on occasion from my own mouth starting on February 7, 2017. When a creature cries for its absent mother, you can hear their stomach tightening. You can sense the body’s subconscious recall of its own birth. And in that way, a child’s grief goes into labor to give life to death. Mama. Moo. A baby calf, uttering, searching for her mother’s udder. Sustain me.

The call shoots out over the distance between us. Jumps the electric fences that separate life and death, sickness and health, body and soul, love and whatever the hell it was that kept us from it for so long.

Vuong’s book, though a novel, is written in the style of an epistolary memoir from the main character Little Dog to his mother Rose. Maybe I’ll try that.

Mama, I’m scared - please protect me. I whisper softly through the tears that crowd around the corners of my mouth. Mama, I miss you - please come see me. I repeat this out loud til my fingers and toes start to shrivel. I repeat it in my head til the water is drained and the candle is extinguished and my skin is dry. I repeat it in my heart forever and ever.

Okay, so back to the ferocious reading. It’s around 1am and I’m trying to sniffle quietly as Little Dog describes the dying and death of his grandmother Lan, whose name translates to Lily. In addition to the names of his mother and grandmother, there is other flower imagery. A little bit about tulips, which remind me of my mom in the way that they were her favorite flower. A lot about sunflowers, which remind me of my mom in the way that, for a period of time - the same period of time we held each other in high esteem - they were my favorite flower. They were so much my favorite flower, that she once pulled the car over on the dusty country road next to a field full of them so I could get out and grab one.

As enamored as I was by their beauty and strength, I was quickly disappointed and disillusioned by their rough, sticky texture, their unyielding stubbornness, and their lack of sweet smell. I got the sense sunflowers didn’t want to be under anyone’s nose or in anyone’s fucking flower arrangement. They are unwilling to bend toward anything or look at anyone but their creator. Loyal til their scorched, shriveled death. Just like my mom.

I didn’t think of any of these floral references as a visit from my mom, per se. I have a way of talking myself out of the possibility she is with me. Plus, it was late and the words were starting to blur together. Maybe I was imagining her there in Vuong's' words. Another way to cope.

When the alarm finally sounded at 8:15am after the sweet free sleep I enjoyed by waking up before it, I rushed out the door and drove to my friends’ apartment across town. Supposed to be there by 8:30am. Parked the car at 8:29am. Ran in to put down my backpack. Told them I’ll be right back, I have to go scootch my car up, since I got yelled at by the neighbor for taking up too much space a few days ago. And that’s when I saw it. Not sure how I missed it a minute ago.

Across the sidewalk from my parked car, discarded on the pebbly landscape of a neighboring apartment complex, a huge, and I mean huge canvas. Painted on it, a huge, and I mean huge sunflower.

I stared slack-jawed at the work of art that is also a piece of trash. Vuong’s book, and his character Trevor’s words, rush to the front of my mind. Trevor, who (spoiler alert)...

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...dies in a cage he built for himself with the tools of his cagers. In his case, drugs. In mom’s case, a man-made god that broke both of our hearts and made both of us believe I was a disappointment.

“It’s kind of like being brave, I think. Like you got this big ole head full of seeds and no arms to defend yourself.”

Thanks for visiting, mama. Thanks for protecting me, in your own beautiful, strong, sticky, stubborn, brave way. For nourishing me posthumously, as I excavate you from a million tiny dried shells, cracking you open again and again between my teeth and my tongue, spitting what was and what will never be into a styrofoam cup between my legs. Swallowing the rest.

I miss you so so so much.
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THREE YEARS - THROUGH A LENS OF LOSS

8/25/2017

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I Just got off the phone with my sister, talking about how mom's diagnosis and surgery was just 3 years ago today. Feels like an eternity and a blink. We robbed ourselves of time with mom before that day because we couldn't figure out how to effectively communicate. After that day, cancer was the thief. It was the play within the play, the poison on top of poison. It took our time, our energy, our hope, our tears, our strength. It took her. It presented itself like a gag gift - it asked us to be thankful for it even though it was stupid and uncalled for. I was not ever thankful for it. It was never a blessing in disguise. I don't believe in any God who would serve up a blessing like that. 
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We could have found our way back to each other in a better way, under better circumstances. They gave her 18-24 months. She squeaked out an extra 5 because no one tells her what to do or when to die. I miss her every day. As an adult, I long for the type of love she gave me as a child. I wanted more time. I wanted our reunion to not take place in a hospital. Our relationship was a grassy playground summer, followed by a fiery red fall where no leaf was left unturned, then a thick and foggy winter blizzard. It was cold and harsh, but at least I could see it and feel it. I was banking on basking in the sunny reward of seasons changing. We were all looking out the window for a spring that never came. Instead weather just stopped altogether, and I'm not sure how a human is supposed to live in the absence of elements. It isn't fair and I'm still not done throwing a tantrum about it. To make up for the last three years, I want three straight years of my head on her chest and her voice saying something, anything soothing. I want three years, but I'd take three seconds. It's the only thing I can ever think of that would make me feel better. And it's not coming.
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Questions - Through A Lens of Loss

8/17/2017

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We need to ask some questions. Chief among them: "what the hell am I supposed to do when you die?" We especially need to ask if we are the barely-adult children of divorced or widowed parents. We need to ask about account numbers and phone numbers and social security numbers and credit card numbers and life insurance and car insurance and home owners insurance and retirement plans and savings plans and wills and social security and taxes and deeds and passwords and do's and don'ts and HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO PAY FOR THIS AND WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH ALL THIS STUFF AND HOW MUCH SHITTY ON-HOLD MUSIC CAN I LISTEN TO AND HOW MANY CUSTOMER SERVICE CUNTFACES CAN I SCREAM AT BEFORE I LOSE MY GODDAMN MIND? 

We need to ask, because one at a time these questions aren't that scary. Uncomfortable, sure. But not scary, especially when the people we love are well enough, and alive enough, to answer them. We need to ask and answer these questions like our lives and livelihoods depend on it. 

I am saying this as one of the lucky ones. Mom gave pretty clear instructions for her end-of-life care and funeral wishes. She kept pretty detailed records, so I've been able to sleuth my way through her financial loose ends like a sleepless, stressed out, greasy-haired, puffy-eyed, coffee-wired Nancy Drew. She owned shit, which means eventually I'll own shit. Which is a good thing, I think? See? So many questions. 

Everyone knows the no-brainers. I'll start there, then fan out to a level that will make your head spin. Who likes a spinning head? No one! Which is why, I think, people don't "go there" until it's too late. Go there, people. Ask your parents. Ask your siblings. Ask yourself.

To Resuscitate or Not to Resuscitate?

The Obvious: It seems simple enough. A form with the acronym DNR and a little box you check or not. My mom checked DNR. She also was adamant about being at home rather than at a hospital. It all sounded so peaceful. She was ready to go when it was her time. 

The Obscure: Her "time" dragged on for 6 days. Nearly a week of gagging, choking, starving organ failure. She was on morphine around the clock, so I hope she wasn't in pain. But there were times she seemed highly uncomfortable. I wish so badly for her sake and for ours that we knew more about both her options and her wishes. Maybe there was something available to accelerate the process? If so, would she have wanted it? After so many days, would she have been more comfortable in a hospital with medical professionals who could give her proper care? 

Forget every movie you ever watched where a dying character peacefully slips away after saying their last graceful words. Sometimes that shit is long and drawn out and ugly. Don't make your sad, exhausted family members guess what you might have wanted. Think of the DNR form as the beginning of a conversation rather than a final punctuation.

What Should We Do With Your Body?
The Obvious: Another seemingly easy door number 1 or door number 2 question. Bury or cremate? But wait there's more: 

The Obscure:
-Which mortuary should we use? How much is it?
-What kind of casket/urn do you want? How much is it? (Helpful hint - Costco for the win)
-Where do you want to be buried or scattered or stored? Is it legal? (Yep, there are rules and laws about all of it). Do they have availability or a pre-purchase option? How much is it?
-Graveside service? Hall rental? Food? Music? Eulogy?
 HOW MUCH IS IT?

Am I suggesting people should be responsible for planning and paying for their own death? Pretty much. I know it's a lot to think about, and it's kind of weird, but it will take so much of the guesswork out of it for the people you leave behind. When we were planning my mom's funeral, two questions crossed my mind on an hourly basis: 'Is this what mom would have wanted?' and 'How the holy hell am I going to be able to pay for all this?' Sure, every family and culture has rituals and traditions, so in some ways you might think everyone just knows how to do your death. As far as money's concerned, maybe you don't have the means to pre-pay for your own funeral or memorial. (I know I don't). But the financial conversation is worth having. If you and your loved ones have at least an idea of how much everything will cost, you can begin to plan and save together. Unless you're afraid your relatives will Dateline you, I recommend starting a separate bank account in the names of you and whomever will be responsible for arranging your end of life events. It can take months and months for death benefits and inheritance to be sorted out, but that funeral home will need money within a matter of hours. Don't let credit card debt be the thing your loved ones remember you by.

Do you have a Will?

The Obvious: Wills are great. Everyone should have one. Mom had one, and it was pretty cut and dry. My uncle was the executor (meaning he could make decisions on her behalf if she was unable). My sister and I were the beneficiaries. Not a ton of property, no debt, no squabbling siblings. Easy peasy, right? Wrong.

The Obscure: Bills don't stop just because someone dies. Due dates and invoices come in like clockwork. Who's going to pay? And with what money? My sister and I were lucky mom had enough in her account to float expenses for mortgage, etc. while we waited several months for some retirement money to come our way. Now that money is floating us while we wait (and wait and wait and wait and wait) for her condo to go through probate court. Don't get me started on the pointless money-sucking scam that is probate court. It's been 6 months and we still don't "technically" own the property we inherited. But we inherited those bills immediately.

PLAN FOR THIS! Is it possible to transfer ownership or add names to titles while you're alive? (Again, trusting enough in your family not to Dateline you is key in this scenario). Maybe that joint funeral fund can also include a savings for interim property expenses. What about the contents of the property? If Aunt so and so gave you that dresser, do you want them to have it back? Does that chipped China set stay in the family or go to Goodwill? In this mountain of stuff, what is significant to you? What is significant to other people? What has monetary value? What has sentimental value?

Can You Just Not Die?

The Obvious: Nope. It's happening.

The Obscure: Maybe you have so much money, these matters just take care of themselves with the help of family lawyers. Maybe you have next to nothing so there's no need to worry about any of it. Most of us probably fall somewhere in the middle. I encourage you to examine what is complicated and what is simple about your family's situation. As much as these questions may stir up uncomfortable conversations and maybe even terrible arguments, they will more likely help you learn about family history, build communication skills, heal old wounds, and foster a sense of compassion and respect for loved ones and strangers alike. 

Get ready Dad, I'm coming for you. You too, Audrie. Haley, let's do this.
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MONEY - Through a Lens of Loss

7/5/2017

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Oh, money. That old chestnut. When someone close to you dies, sometimes you get money, sometimes you lose money. In our case we're losing it, then getting it, then losing it, then hopefully getting it. Time will tell.

Of course, we're lucky to get anything at all. There was a time during our estrangement mom wrote us out of her will. Not saying it to paint her or us as a villain - it's just what happened. We never expected to receive a dime after that whole mess. But here we are, beneficiaries 1 & 2.

A stubborn woman with brain cancer and a debit card is a dangerous thing. Toward the end, mom let me take over paying bills, but that didn't mean I got to regulate her trips to Walmart. I'd have to remind myself...Mom earned every cent of this money. If she wants to use it to buy 6 million trash bags per week, so be it. Up until then, mom was on top of it with spending. Not a penny unaccounted for. As the cancer and confusion took over, the funds in her account dwindled, and it broke my heart to watch. With every swipe at the cash register, she felt in control again for just one moment. It didn't matter that the identical contents of her shoppping cart were already mirrored at least 2-3 times over in her cupboards at home. It didn't matter because she didn't remember.

I started to worry that mom would outlive her checking account. Haley and I certainly didn't have the money to cover her expenses, and I couldn't imagine her being willing to live with me and Audrie in San Diego. (Could you imagine? That sounds like a sitcom..or drama, not sure). When I tried to broach the subject, she got SUPER offended. I think she thought I wanted that money for myself, which hurt my feelings a lot. We did it up until the very end - hurt each other's feelings without trying.

When I brought up my concerns with the rest of the family, they reminded me that mom outliving her savings probably wasn't a real concern. She probably doesn't have a lot of time left. But...what if she does keep living? my hopeful inner 7-year-old asked with a pleading whimper. I mean, she could keep living, right? She is the strongest woman I know. She will outlive you and me and money and cancer and time and she will be the last soul standing. Right?

Wrong.

We continued to pay mom's mortgage and related expenses with the remaining money in her checking account. That money is gone now. We paid for the funeral with our credit cards, and we're still paying that off. We practically had to wrestle her retirement money from "the man" - I think I might be on a watch list after that debacle. I didn't know I could unleash such rage on strangers over the telephone. As of now, what wasn't taxed from that money is going right back into paying the aformentioned mortage and related expenses while mom's condo is tied up in probate court. (By the way, what even IS probate court besides a way for lawyers to make money off of human sorrow?) After that, it will go to lawyer fees, property taxes, realtors and whoever else comes with their hands out. Thank GOD for that retirement money. There's no way we could have absorbed mom's expenses on our own without making drastic changes (ie moving back in with dad).

We are lucky, no question. The light at the end of the tunnel is that maybe, just maybe, when all this stuff is taken care of, Audrie and I might be in a position to put a downpayment on a home of our own, or cover the costs of baby-making for lesbians (turns out not having a penis makes this process very expensive). Thinking of those moments gives me a little hope and a lot of gratitude...

...And also a heaping shit-ton of guilt because a) I sometimes don't feel I deserve to be mom's beneficiary at all, and b) I'm not sure mom would have wanted to fund my lesbian family starter kit.)

...But mostly a heaping shit-ton of sadness because taking those steps in  my life will mean saying goodbye to my mom's condo - the only piece of this planet that still looks, feels, and smells like her.

For the sake of being honest (at the risk of sounding ungrateful), I am mostly just exhausted and stressed out by all of it. I want it to be over, and I want my mom back, and I would like to reclaim the space in my brain and the time in my life that is being swallowed up by worrying about money. 

Add to that, for the first time in ten years, my job is in jeopardy. As various company owners negotiate and play a chess game with the livelihoods of myself and my colleagues, all I can do is wait and hope for the best. This source of income has been the one steady factor in my adult life, and now it hangs in the balance. It's an eye-opening reminder that nothing is guaranteed or permanent.

Add to that, the fact I'm leaving on tour in a week. In past years, I've been able to fundraise prior to tour. It wasn't much, but starting a tour with several grand in the bank to cover the costs of gas, food, lodging, etc. is comforting. With mom dying, I simply couldn't make myself exert the extra energy to come up with a creative fundraiser.

Maybe I should have cancelled the whole thing, but it's too late now. I'm at the top of the roller coaster, it's about to drop, and I'm thinking OH SHIT² not only because it's about to be a scary ride, but also because it's a ride I probably shouldn't have snuck onto in the first place. 

For this reason (and for a lot of other reasons that have to do with believing in the value of art and the importance of genuine connection with people) I launched a Patreon page for all those people out there who believe in me and remind me to believe in myself. So far, only three takers, but I already feel a deeper connection with them, and that is the whole point. Are you one of these people? If so, hope you'll get on the ride too. Being scared is less scary when you're surrounded by people who love you.  
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she was so good with that adding machine, she got paid to keep books at the supermarket.
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BIRTHDAYS - THROUGH A LENS OF LOSS

6/8/2017

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Midnight exactly. Audrie sings me two happy birthday songs - the traditional one, and one we made up just for us. I smile and snuggle in. The tears come again. Not violently like last time, but steady.

For the first time in 34 years, I think of my birthday from my mother's perspective. 

The time I was born. The story she told of how my sister peaked in the window of the hospital room with those big blue eyes as if to say 'what are MY parents doing in there with THAT thing and why am I not allowed inside?' How did she feel when she saw me for the first time? Was she the first person to kiss me? How long before the worry set in? Did she wonder how she was going to afford two kids? 

The time in our first house where I was still in diapers and a high chair and had cake all over my face. Did she make that cake or buy it at the store? Did she pick out my blue dress special for the occasion?

The time in our second house where there was a double party for me and my best friend. I fell off a bench while decorating and she rushed me to the hospital. She fainted when they re-set my arm. The party went on. Was she terrified? Was she exhausted? Was she annoyed? Did she have to go to work the next day?

The time in our third house when I got my first electric guitar and amp. Did she go with my dad to get it? Did she research guitars on the internet? Did she have to save up money and for how long?

The time we stopped speaking. A package arrived to my work address because I didn't want her to know where I lived. A necklace, I think. I can't even remember what it looked like. I didn't want a gift. I wanted to know she accepted me. Did it break her heart to send a gift to my work? Did she agonize over whether or not to send a gift at all? Did she hope I would call her and we would make up? Was she crushed when the kind gesture didn't solve all our problems?

And now today. Of course, there is sorrow in knowing my remaining birthdays will never be accompanied by the sound of her voice. But there is pain in knowing there were so many birthdays I could have heard her voice and didn't. I spent those birthdays surrounded by friends. Chosen family. I convinced myself I didn't need a call from my mother. I never thought, until today, about how she felt every time June 8th rolled around. Did she cry all day? Did she put in long hours to distract herself? Did she polish off a couple bottles of wine? Was she angry? Did she throw glass trinkets against the wall? Did she pray? Scour the Bible for verses about children who betray their parents? Did the tumors grow faster on June 8th? 

I'm trying to let go of the guilt of it. I'm trying to forgive myself for not being kind or compassionate or smart enough to find a solution besides silence during that time. Doing your best on a war-torn battlefield is different than doing your best in a motherless meadow. One place sharpens your survival skills. The other place softens your perspective. 

And that's how the tears come on this gloomy June day. A soft pitter-patter of perspective spilling out of cloudy eyes onto a 34 year-old face.
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DAY AND NIGHT - THROUGH A LENS OF LOSS

5/30/2017

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I think it's all stuffed down there somewhere. The pain. The little blind girl wearing handcuffs and a dog muzzle, choking on her own short inhales. The guilt. Shards of sharp scrap metal swirling in a tornado of time, ripping like bandaids off the roofs of shantily built memory shacks. 

DAY
There were several morning tears. Working, working, working. Stay busy. Stay distracted. They came as early as 7am. I was listening to Lights Out in my car, in a parking lot, getting ready to meet the people who were kind enough to help me shoot a music video. For a few days I prepared and conceptualized like it was any other project. Like it was any other song. I caught a glimpse of her name on my necklace. This isn't a song. This is HER life. HER death. A story told by the last person she would ever choose to narrate it. And she's not even here to tell me she hates it. She's gone. GONE. I have makeup on. I can't cry now. Push it down there, with the rest of it. That's a wrap. Onto work. Album promotion, the absolute worst part of it all. Hawking my own self-worth on social media three dollars and ninety nine cents at a time. A pre-order parrot who can't even stand the sound of her own squawk. Wondering what on earth made me CHOOSE this. I can only hit send so many times before I start feeling nauseous. Wife time. She says let's go to the movies. I agree because I get to eat chocolate, hold her hand, and most likely take a nap. Action scenes help drown out the noise I hear always. We meet up with friends after. More distractions. I'm tired but I'm into it because I get to eat tacos, drink beer, and listen to other people's stories, which also help drown out the noise I hear always. Ten minutes after we leave the restaurant a stranger gets stabbed to death a block away. A stranger who must have been someone to someone at some point. Just like her.

NIGHT
We do our bed routine. Go pee. Check locks. Set alarms. Sniff lavendar oil sleepy thing. Snuggle. Make plans for boxing class in the morning. Audrie drifts off in no time, and suddenly I feel it. The ache, like a current rising up in my lungs, my throat, my nostrils, my eyes. Carrying with it the pain. The little girl. The guilt. The scrap metal. In that moment I am the most alone and the most sad and the most scared. My sobs wake up Audrie but even she can't comfort me. The want for my mom is so strong I feel it throbbing in my teeth. I am suddenly two years old. I am suddenly ironed out by my own grief. I can't move my limbs. My eyes are closed but I see flashes of color. Neon purple. I see shapes that don't have names. I yell out mom between sobs, a low drone that scares me because it sounds like someone else. Summoning. I wait impatiently for her to come rushing across the universe to hold me. Audrie doesn't know what to do so she rubs my back. She rubs it forever until we both fall asleep. 
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BEDS THROUGH A LENS OF LOSS

5/21/2017

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I’m laying in mom’s bed, which is now in dad’s house, in what used to be my room. It was the bed where she slept alone years after the divorce, and the bed where she laid unconscious days before her death. The bed where she spoke her last words to me. The bed that was surrounded by a steady stream of strangers who lifted up her legs to wipe and lifted up their hands to pray. I wanted all of them to leave. They eventually did, and so did she. Now there is no one but me, laying here in this bed, where her final fight morphed into her sole surrender.
 
We used to call it the glow worm. It was pimped out with electric blankets and soft pillows and padded mattress toppers and fluffy comforters. She was so stinking cute in her little matching pajamas, even with all that cancer bloat. On the weekends I visited, we watched TV in the living room until she got tired. She announced her bedtime and leaned over me and Haley for good night kisses. It gave me relief to finally hear the bedroom door shut behind her. Whew. Now I can relax a bit. Now I can work a bit. Now I can call my wife. Now I can speak to Haley in hushed, worried whispers.
 
My guilt snores heavily on this bed. Why didn’t I follow her into that room and sleep by her side, JUST FUCKING ONCE? I constantly scan the wreckage of my mind for potential white flags. This is one I could have raised with such ease and compassion. Awake in the same room was war at worst, stalemate at best. Rest in the same room – a peace too obvious, I guess.
 
I can't say for sure how mom felt during her last nights in this bed. For me, those nights were hallucinatory; they smashed and slid into each other as if whoever was in charge of my existence decided to scrap the project entirely and make pancake batter instead. I spent stir-crazy 4ams tiptoeing to the bathroom in search of a shred of sanity. I dialed Audrie in the wee hours and begged her through sniffles to come NOW. Soon, love, she’d sleepily say. After the toilet tantrums, I’d crawl back into this godforsaken bed, where the madness of night welcomed me with a hungry snarl.
 
The night Audrie flew in for the funeral, we slept together in mom's bed, in mom's room. I didn't even think of mom rolling over in the grave she was awaiting at the disgusting thought of her disgusting daughter doing disgusting things with that disgusting friend she calls her wife. I didn't think at all, in fact. My mind was the light-less part of the moon, and we moved like the wave-less part of the ocean, but for just a few moments, my unfathomable nightmare segued into a tolerable reality where deliverance was still an option. I spun a simple, prickly web of cotton panties, hairy legs, and bare breasts. It was not the silky seduction Audrie was accustomed to, yet she still volunteered as prey. She knew I was starving.
 
This is just one bed where one person died one day. (Well, she actually died in another bed that took Hospice an eternity to deliver, but that's another post altogether). I think of all the deathbeds and all the generations and all the families and all the countries in all the world and I wonder if I will die in a bed at all. Will my love be by my side or will I be by hers? Will my child or children be left with anything other than a Rubix cube of a relationship to try an unscramble? Why don’t we talk about these people and these beds and these times and these traumas? People say love is the great unifier, and I believe it is. But loss? Loss is the index finger on the hand of love, and it points to us all. What if we used that finger to connect to ourselves and each other in a God-to-Adam-Elliott-to-ET kind of way? Just like energy is restored with rest, maybe loss can give way to its own opposite. Not just within broken and hurting little me but also within a broken and hurting little world. We just have to be willing to talk about it - openly, honestly, collectively. What can be found or resurrected in the wake of great loss? How might making more room for death allow us to make more room for life?  
 
I got all that from laying in a bed. Sheesh.
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LAST WEEKEND - Through a Lens of Loss

3/13/2017

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I have to tell you guys a stupid story. I'll give you two versions. As it actually happened, and as it happened in my brain.

3.3.17
I begrudgingly click "purchase" on a roundtrip flight home. After putting roughly 74 trillion miles on and spending roughly 28 billion hours in my car in the last several months, I can't bear the thought of yet another drive up and down the Interstate 5, just so I can be physically present at the bank to add my name to my late mother's account.

​I have to spend $300 to fly to physically sign one little document? I know it's a credit union, but don't they have the technology for me to do this remotely? Oh well, what's another $300 sprinkled lightly on top of the $10K+ layer cake that is my thanks-for-dying-come-again credit card debt? At least I'll get to see my sis and my dad. And at least I'll make it back in time for recording on Sunday.

If you didn't know, I'm releasing a solo album in July. Not only do I want to, I have to. I've been diligently booking a tour surrounding the release date, and without an album, it's pretty impossible to break even on tour, let alone put a dent in the up-front expenses of creating an album in the first place. I usually try to fundraise for such things, but fuck a fundraiser when your mom is dying. Even though the entire process from financial challenges to deadline pressures is stressing me the fuck out, this album is pretty much the only reason I am getting up in the morning, and for that I owe it to my will to live to finish it on time.

How the hell am I going to finish it in time? How am I going to pay for it? So much for that string section, you gotta leave in those synths you hate. So much for that publicist, you better start begging for your own press now. FUCK. Get it together, Lindsay. Just finish the record. Just hang on; you can do this. Don't worry, your flight will land in time for you to go to Sunday's session. Be positive.

3.10.17
I wake up, brush my teeth, and stuff my mom's will in my backpack. I squeeze Audrie and kiss her on the cheek, indicating that it's time for her to take me to the airport. I tell her I'll miss her. I also tell her I feel sick to my stomach.

I'm going to die in a plane crash. Or Audrie's going to die on her way to work while I'm gone. Or Haley's going to die on her way to pick me up. Or my dad's going to die from this ear infection he can't quite kick. FUCK Lindsay calm down. You're all fine, and you will all eventually die, but it's not likely to happen all at the same time, so chill out.

But I think it's going to be me, today, in a plane crash.


I settle in at the airport. I people-watch and observe funny things. I post about those things on Facebook. I drink coffee. My eyes well up with tears and I quietly allow them to spill down my face. I try not to sniffle so people don't observe me and post about me on Facebook: "There's some greasy-haired, braless lady sitting all by herself and crying at my gate. I hope I don't have to sit by her on the plane."

This is the first time I'm going home and mom won't be there. I remember all the times I drove home and wandered aimlessly around Marshall's home goods section until Haley got off of work so I didn't have to go to mom's by myself. I'm such an asshole. Why didn't I just go straight there? Now there is no there. I could travel any place in the world and she would never be there when I arrived. 

I pop a Xanax on the plane and wake up in Fresno, safe and sound. Haley picks me up. I put on a bra and clothes that make me look like an acceptable person, and together we go to the Social Security office. We sit in the waiting room for hours. We see lots of broken people who speak broken English and live in a broken system. The security guards have guns and are also broken people. They conjure their I-have-a-gun-and-know-better-than you voices to yell at people walking through the front door to "STAY BACK UNTIL YOU ARE CALLED," but there is no signage posted, and people therefore think it's A-okay to walk through a door, because, well it's a fucking door. The biggest asshole of them all gets into an altercation with a male customer at the metal detector, and literally throws a fucking penny at him. A penny.

Why is it so hard for government organizations to communicate effectively and work efficiently? Put a fucking sign on the damn door so people know to wait. 'Oooh, I have a gun, my penis is bigger than yours. I like yelling cause it makes me feel important.'

I start to say some of these things loudly to my sister and she shuts me up so we don't get kicked out. I try to focus my attention elsewhere.

Aw, that baby is so cute. I want a baby. How are we ever going to afford having a baby? I hope I'm a good mom. I hope I'm not 56 by the time I feel emotionally and financially prepared to have a baby. Aw, that lady's pants have a pretty tulip print. Mom's favorite.

I point out tulip pants to my sister and we take it as a sign that mom is there with us, ready to fight the evil forces of the Social Security Administration together. We have the spirit of scrappy Jackie on our side, and we feel good about it. Our number is finally called. We explain our mother's situation. That she paid into social security for many years, and upon being diagnosed with a terminal illness, was denied disability and put on a two year waiting list for Medicare. Two years later (just in time for death!) she was sent a Medicare card and a $400 bill that would cover Feb-April.

The woman assisting us remained robotic and emotionless. Mom didn't qualify for any assistance then, and we don't qualify for any assistance now. And regarding Medicare, mom never sent back the portion of the card opting out of coverage (you know, because filling out paperwork is a super easy thing to do when you're lying unconscious in your bed, and because Medicare is apparently like our president in that it doesn't require your consent before it grabs you by the pussy), so she technically still owed $134 for February because she didn't stop breathing until the 7th of the month. We asked the woman if there was a way to waive that stupid charge, and she brought us an appeal form to fill out.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? So let me get this straight...she was punished for dying too young, we are punished for being too old, and now we are expected to PAY for assistance she never received  in the first place, and the only way to avoid paying it is to go through some lengthy appeals process in which we will probably be denied? Man, it must be hard to do your job. You just make people sad all day.

I said all of that out loud except for the 'are you fucking kidding me' part, because I knew she wasn't fucking kidding me.  

3.11.17
We do the thing at the bank with no incident. We meet my dad at Starbucks but it's loud in there and he has a bad ear infection, so we opt for lunch at quieter CPK. I am so tired; my personal size pizza looks like it would make a great personal size pillow for my bowling ball heavy head. We eat spinach artichoke dip and tell dad he needs to take care of himself. He picks up the check and tells us we need to do the same.

I can't handle something happening to my dad. I CAN'T. What if his ear ache is diabetes? What if he dies?

It's my last night so Haley and I attempt quality time in the free hours that were once occupied by mom. I pace around her apartment; she knows I'm sad and tired and restless. She assigns me comedic impressions in hopes of alleviating some of my pain. I attempt them in hopes of alleviating some of hers. We smile a little, cry a little, and eventually retreat to our individual computers and the distracting, isolating glow of bed-time streaming. 

Why is everything I watch about mothers and daughters or parents dying? Maybe it always was, and I just never noticed it. I wish I could feel her with me. I wish I could feel peace. I wish my dreams were comforting and not nightmarish. Just one more episode, maybe it will help me fall...

3.12.17
It's still dark out when Haley takes me to the airport. I tell her to call me when she gets back home because she lives in a sketchy neighborhood. I'm tired but excited to know I'll make my recording session today. I fish around for my headphones and realize I left them at Haley's. I buy a magazine, pop a Xanax and board the plane. The pilot tells us the weather in San Diego is bad and the flight attendant tells us we can't take off until they replace some motor. They replace it and we're up, up, and away.

I'm going to die in a plane crash today. At least Haley made it home safe. I'm so sleepy.

I'm awakened from my Xanax nap to hear the pilot saying something about the fog. The airport won't let us land. He can't see the runway. We circle around San Diego for an hour or so. I drift in and out of sleep.

I'm going to die in the ocean. I'm so sleepy.

I wake back up to the pilot saying we have to land in Palm Springs so we don't run out of fuel.

I'm going to die in the desert. I'm so sleepy.

We land safely in the desert. We are not allowed off the plane just yet because this kind of plane doesn't typically come through this airport and they are trying to locate a ramp that is the right size for the door. The pilot makes a joke that the only way out is the inflatable emergency exit slide and we don't want to end up on CNN. The flight crew warns us to shut the windows because it's hot and that motor thing is still messed up so there is no air available in those little twisty thingies. There is no more water on board either. I take off my hoodie because it suddenly feels too tight around my neck and my armpits are fully sweating.

I'm going to suffocate. Ok, think Lindsay. You can take another Xanax to calm down, but you haven't eaten and you want to be alert. You don't want to be Kristen Wiig in Bridesmaids in front of all these strangers. I need to get off this plane. I need to get off this plane. I need to at least ask them if they have snacks. Oh my God, here it comes. Stop crying. Deep breaths. It's ok.

A few minutes (or few hundred hours) pass and we are finally told we can get off the plane, but if we do, we are "on our own," meaning the airline or airport is not financially accountable for any additional transportation plans, rental cars, luggage routing, etc. I raise my hand with a few others and volunteer for this option. As I'm about to reach the door, a flight attendant stops me. The pilot addresses the passengers. We are now allowed to "try San Diego" again. There is no guarantee we will be able to land and there is a possibility we could be re-routed to another airport again. 

No fucking thank you. Let me off this God damn plane now. It'd be different if you had water or air or snacks or were certain of a swift San Diego landing or could even let me stick my head out of that open door like a dog on the freeway for five minutes while I regained my composure, but nope nope nope. If I stay on this plane I am going to die. My lungs are collapsing as we speak.

I find a table at a restaurant at the airport. I order a hamburger and openly weep between bites. Same greasy-haired braless crying lady, different airport. (Side note, aside from me and a shitty wifi connection, the Palm Springs airport is quite lovely). Audrie, my wife in shining armor, is on her way.

I'm going to miss my recording session. FUCK FUCK FUCK. Ugh, Linds. You should have just sucked it up and stayed on the plane. But I would have straight-up died if I stayed on that plane. Just be glad you are alive and on the Earth. I hope Audrie's okay. What if she dies on the way to come get me? I'd never be able to live with the guilt. Why didn't I just stay on the plane? Why can't I get my Internet to work? How am I going to finish this record? This is totally a story I would want to call mom about. She'd comfort me and we'd laugh about it later. Wait. No we wouldn't. She wasn't that kind of mom to me. I probably wouldn't even tell her this happened. Remember that time you cried in front of her about your record and she acted like you weren't even there? It doesn't matter if you miss her or not, she wasn't the type of mom you called for this kind of shit. 

Audrie picks me up and I pass the fuck out on the way home. That night I take a Xanax again. My third this weekend.

Back to Melatonin starting tomorrow, you don't want to invite a drug addiction to this grief party.

I try to fall asleep before the emotion ghosts come to get me. Too late. I sob for about five minutes straight. Audrie goes to the bathroom and gets me tissue. 

Daylight savings my ass. This was the longest day of my life. I wish I could feel her with me. I wish I could feel peace. I wish my dreams were comforting and not nightmarish. I have to work in the morning, hopefully I can fall asleep soon. I need to renew my AAA. I need to email that promoter. My gas bill is due. Mom's gas bill is due. I need to reschedule my recording session and...

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WOMEN - Through A Lens of Loss

3/8/2017

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It’s International Women’s Day, so I figured I’d try to unpack my personal thoughts on the subject today. Maybe I’ll revisit my political thoughts on the matter later.
 
Pssshhhh. You thought I could separate it? That’s a j/k if I ever heard one. We’re not talking about funding for potholes here. We’re talking about the human, emotional, painful, mental, physical, societal, cultural, racial, financial, EXTREMELY political, and dare I say phenomenal experience that is having a vagina.
 
It took six days for my mom to die, and in that surreal fog of a week, I have never been more convinced that women should rule the world. They should have been ruling the world all along. Men reading this might take offense to that, but I’m not saying it as a diss. I admire men’s ability to do a lot of things, like aim urine, simplify thoughts, and walk alone late at night without fear of being raped. I wish I could do all of those things. I realize I’m making gross generalizations, but fuck it, I don’t want to talk about men anymore. I want to talk about how women astonish me, especially in crisis. Because as Jacqulyn Kay White feebly yet ferociously exited the earth for six straight days, it was the women (young and old) who stared skin-stretching, bed-shitting, bile-spitting, throat-choking death in the face for hours at a time. Our tears flowed, our bodies ached, our hearts mourned, but we sucked it up and hunkered down.
 
We were cooing voices drowning out death rattles. Soft palms on furrowed brows. Cool lotion on hot hands and warm socks on cold feet. We were casseroles and sandwiches. We were morphine syringes and clean towels. We were baby wipes and adult diapers. Scooped fingers in a mouth full of mucous. Floor sleepers and turn takers. We lifted boxes and furniture. We cried like babies at gas pumps and walked like zombies through grocery stores.

We asked questions and listened intently. We hugged and held hands. We knew when to make ourselves scarce. We knew when to make ourselves known. We gave assignments. We took direction. We made plans. We made compromises. We made amends. 

We let go. We hung on. We let go. We hung on. We let go.
 
Women do it all right, but we’ve done it all wrong. ALL THIS TIME. We don’t need the praise to participate or the raise to contribute. We quietly accomplish without recognition or reward because the motivation lives inside of us. She’s there, shining and splendid and unscathed. She gives without grumbling and takes without trampling. She laughs at money, ignores power, spits at greed, and demolishes false idols. She’s most likely God herself.
 
What if we revealed her to the world all at once? What if we trusted our sons with her knowledge and abilities? What if, on simultaneous worldwide display, she provided not a trivial beacon of hope, but a universal benchmark of compassion, strength, grace, and character? What if weapons and war and rape were as unacceptable to her as she is to men? What if she was no longer a passionate request? What if she never needed permission in the first place? What if she was an unapologetic, unnegotiable demand? 
 
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I imagine my mom reading this and rolling her eyes because the word feminist tasted bad in her mouth and because her God had a penis, I think. But she managed to create two of the nastiest women I’ve ever met, so as far as I’m concerned, she’s Betty fucking Friedan.   
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